I don’t often reblog on this site, but I couldn’t turn down the opportunity to pass on this site to you. In light of the drinking-and-driving season often marked by the 4th of July below are some of the better alcohol related great rules to live by. Click the link above for the full list of twenty rules.

3) Vodka and Coke? That better be a joke.

5) Buy someone a drink because you want to drink with that person. It’s a sign of respect and enjoyment. Never do it for the sake of reciprocation and never expect something in return.

6) “Sorry, I was drunk,” is never an excuse. Ever.

8) Friends can talk friends out of driving when they shouldn’t. Real friends listen. Reoccurring problem? Reevaluate your friendship.

10) A proper White Russian is made at home. Never trust bar dairy.

18) Alcohol doesn’t do certain things to certain people. If somebody claims that tequila makes them violent, it’s because they’re a violent person. Simple as that.

20) Compared to life, loss or lock down, cabs are virtually free.